In the Pocket (Rhodes and Moog Light Paint) from Ethan Goldhammer on Vimeo.

Thanks to Aurgasm for posting this video.

Here are some other pics I made into magnets and stuff as Christmas presents. It’s getting late and I’m tired so forgive the lack of any witty comments here.

Zack Attack

The only thing photoshopped here is the text. Evidently my friend Zack can fly. What I wanna know is what happened immediately after this photo was snapped.

Sexy Fat Cat Photo Magazine

Fat yr sooo hot.

Magnets for My Dad

It’s great, my Dad loved these. He usually doesn’t get very excited about stuff so it was really fun to hear him on the phone talking about how cool these magnets were.

2009 was the year I made shit tons of money online and bought people expensive plasma TV’s for christmas hardly made any money and thus,many of my Christmas presents were relegated / delegated / fabricated – or perhaps upgraded – into the realm of creative gift making.

Word.

I made a bunch of magnets and similar stuff with some hilarious images of my friends on magazine covers or mixed in with Michael Jackson and his afro (and in one picture he is even wearing a mustache – oh my god.) Yes, this finally means that my Photoshop class in 1999 has paid off. (Thank you Mrs. Kennedy!)

Here’s a look at some of the images I did use and the ones I didn’t use either.

Since P A R K E R told me he was actually looking at this blog, I dedicated this post to him. It’s nice to know that there’s at least one human being out there reading this (sorry google bots, I love you but until The Singularity happens yr still just a bot.)

ANYHOW – Let’s see some pics!

Danzig and Izzy: Best Freakin’ Friends

I like this one but I missed not seeing their cute little cat faces. Thus, the next one below.

Danzig and Izzy: BFF Again!

Yea, this is mad cute, and I will probably win some kind of internet award upon the media discovering this true work of art. But all glory to God Danzig and Iggy, for posing so nicely. Mwah!

Parker and His Porn Star Buddies

Yea this picture is crazy.

The irony of this is that while I know this guy quite well (the one on the right, that is), I found this picture online of him and yet have no freakin’ clue as to what the story is behind this picture. I mean, what the freak. This is my friend with Ron Jeremy. How the hell did this happen and what do I have to do bang hot porn chicks like Ron Jeremyto meet Ron Jeremy, too? I keep meaning to ask you Parker what the hell happened here but I keep forgetting.

Zack Galafanesisaerscuakatobeshoobadoobydee

Whoa!

Yea, exactly.

Michael Jackson Afro Collage

This one is so good I won’t scale it down. Click here to open it. Image is kinda big so if you have a bad internet connection, it might take a few seconds to load.

Oh my god – I remember this video from when I was a kid. I haven’t seen it in like 20 years.

“Love Is My Message.”

Damn, those were some hot dance moves. So weird to see him as a real “young man”.

I love Robocop.

I do not, however, love Fried Chicken.

This videos show new technology wherein which a prosthetic hand is able to work in sync with the brain and recreate the sensation of sensation. The patient is able to consciously experience the sensation of touch through the prosthetic hand.

I get far too much joy from watching people do stupid stuff like take a flaming shot, catch their pantleg on fire, then dance around screaming while trying to put the flames out.

Dawkins making a bold invitation – or maybe challenge is a better word – for atheists to come out of the closet and promote their position of atheism.

Michael Shermer, a well known skeptic and atheist, in a talk where he “shows how we convince ourselves to believe — and overlook the facts.”