Is it just me or is Portland some kind of vegan paradise?
Let’s take a look, we got:
Food Fight – a vegan grocery store!
Vegan Body Building – something like 50 Portland vegans are active with this bodybuilding group, including the founder, my hero, Robert Cheeke.
A Vegan Strip Club – WTF, right? I heard it went out of business anyway.
A Vegan Tattoo Shop! – yes! and if you’re wondering what that means, it means the inks do not contain animal products. weird eh? (How funny is it to think of all the many vegan tattoos made from ink with animal ingredients. Jokes on you sucker straightedger!)
And all sorts of interesting characters looking for roommates or someone to start a raw vegan commune with when you search for ‘vegan’ in the roommates section on Craiglist for Portland Sorry Seattle (aka Lauren), Portland has you beat x10 on this one.
Yeah, the fantasies of selling my condo, quitting my corporate job, and moving to Portland where I can resume the life of a poor but happy and hardly working freegan are kicking back up again!